Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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1:18:01
I don't give a shit.
I will lock you up.

1:18:04
Yes. I'm down with the brothers and
the homies. I will lock your ass up.

1:18:08
Okay?
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I put someone away about a year ago.
His name was Tank.

1:18:12
He thought he was bad.
Now his name is Tina.

1:18:16
And Tina's wearing
little tankies. Martin.

1:18:18
You need to get your shit together
or leave it alone. I'll lock your ass up.

1:18:23
Okay? Ask Gary Coleman."
1:18:28
I said. "Oh. Shit!
1:18:31
You're right.
I'll get it together. You're right.

1:18:34
I'll get it together."
1:18:35
And he said.
"Not without probation."

1:18:41
And I said.
"Never again. Never again."

1:18:43
I said. "Martin..."
I asked myself. I said...

1:18:46
"How did you go through all that?
How... That's stupid.

1:18:50
What you have gotten to do
in your lifetime...

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a lot of people would love to do.
1:18:56
Fortunately. God has blessed you
with a gift to make people laugh...

1:19:06
and to do some very
special things in life.

1:19:09
And you come that far
to throw it away?"

1:19:12
Then it hit me.
I said. "Nah."

1:19:14
I didn't want to keep jumping on myself
and keep feeling down about myself.

1:19:18
I said. "Nah."
But then it hit me. You know what?

1:19:21
I said. "I'm only human."
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If I'm crucified for being a human.
then so be it.

1:19:27
Because no one is immune
to the trials and tribulations of life.

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No one.
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No matter what you do.
you are not immune...

1:19:37
to the trials
and tribulations of life.

1:19:41
As I got out...
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and tried to get myself together...
1:19:45
I stopped fuckin' with the ooh-wee
'cause it wasn't for me.

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That's a start.
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So I got it together.
I kept movin'.

1:19:54
I said. "Let me get my life together."
and as I'm getting my life together...

1:19:57
I'm dealing with the motherfuckers
writing bullshit about me...


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