lt's a flyer for some new
reality-TV cop show.

-l got to be part of this.
-Thought you wanted to be a detective.

l'm a cop
and l'm a professional actor.

Your career consists of a few lines
on an episode of Diagnosis Murder.

All l need is the right part
and l'll get my big break.

Know how old Sam Jackson was
when he got his break? He was 42.

Okay, but he's got, gosh,
what's that thing called? Talent.

l'm talented. l ain't no Sam Jackson,
but l'm talented.

Your partner will be Mitch Preston.
We know who'd wear the cuffs there.

He nailed the other lead?
He's front-page news.
Everybody's talking about him.

l'd blow his old ass off the screen
every night.

You crazy? Mitch Preston, please!
l said, ""Do you wanna take your feet
off the desk?""

Get your feet off the desk.
Where's Lazy Boy?

My client's taking the Fifth.
He's the victim here.

Got yourself a pricey lawyer.
Had to sell a lot of TVs for that.

-Who's paying?
-That's privileged information.

The captain needs to see you
when you're done.

He's done. Come on, ReRun.
This interview is over.

-We don't talk, we walk.
-For now.

-Do you want me to start filming?
-Yeah, everything you see. Perfect.

Oh, my God.
This place is so depressing.
lt looks like a tomb.

Well, you wanted reality.
We need a reality change.
This is hideous.

l'm not doing it.
Let them follow somebody else.

They don't want anyone else.
You the man of the hour.

-All l did was shoot a video camera.
-You made us look like savages.

-The network is suing for $ 1 0 million.