:03:00
This whole floor
smells like stinky feet.
:03:04
[Door hinges creak]
:03:06
What did you do to my stanley?
:03:09
Don't freak out.
It's a bruise.
:03:12
Can i just say right off
the bat, this is a big mistake.
:03:15
Don't say nothing
until we talk to our lawyer!
:03:17
You're gonna be sorry you ever
messed with stanley yelnats!
:03:20
Let me see that.
:03:21
Just don't grab it
out of their hands.
:03:23
Why not?
:03:24
Because you're gonna
make 'em angry.
:03:26
- Would you like a piece of cake?
- Excuse me.
:03:28
- Do we even have any cake?
- How about some coffee?
:03:31
[Hissing]
:03:37
Now, that is a fine pair
of shoes.
:03:41
Could i just smell your shoe?
:03:42
How about if you take
your shoe off, and i'll just...
:03:46
check the bedroom.
:03:47
Just a minute!
Where are you going?!
:03:49
This warrant isn't warranted!
:03:51
This will never hold up
in court!
:03:52
Uh-huh.
Here it is.
:03:55
We got him.
:03:56
We share the room.
:03:57
How do you know
that's not mine?
:04:00
Which bed is yours?
:04:01
You don't have to answer that.
:04:02
We have the right
to remain silent.
:04:04
Oh, wouldn't that be nice.
:04:05
I sleep here.
:04:07
It's all because of your
no-good, dirty-rotten,
:04:10
pig-stealing
great-great-grandfather.
:04:12
There is no curse
on this family.
:04:14
There is on the men
in this family.
:04:15
"If only, if only,"
:04:17
- the woodpecker sighs
- please don't sing that song.
:04:19
"The bark on the tree
was as soft as the skies"
:04:22
please don't sing that song,
not at my table!
:04:25
Ma, relax. I don't believe
in the curse, anyways.
:04:28
We're gonna need
a damn good lawyer.
:04:29
We can't afford a lawyer, pa.
:04:32
We don't need a lawyer.
Stanley will tell the truth.
:04:34
Stanley yelnats, please rise.
:04:40
[Sighs]
Stanley yelnats iv.
:04:43
Sit down!
:04:44
[Siren wails in distance]
:04:47
I could send you to jail,
:04:49
and i would not lose
one bit of sleep over it.
:04:51
[Whimpers]
:04:53
But i don't know
what good that would do.
:04:55
There is currently a vacancy
at camp green lake.