S Club Seeing Double

Tomorrow, we have six hours
of rehearsals

- seven hours of interviews
- Thank you, Alistair

- a long video shoot
- Thank you

and an appearance
on Totally Live Requests

So it's a light day
Good night, S Club
Hannah Spearritt,
your colour is yellow

You lik e Sunday roasts, parties, clubbing,
macaroni and Leonardo DiCaprio

Your fav ourite subjects
are geography and PE

Rachel Stevens,
you are a three-times winner

of the coveted Harvey Nichols
Shopper of the Year award

Your nicknames are Rach, Rats
Tina Barrett, your colour is red
You lik e lie-ins, watching television
and crazy nights out

Your personality is loud, silly
Jon Lee, your colour is green
You love your dog, Molly,
and your budgie, Harry Boy

You prefer vegetables to meat
- Your fav ourite hair product is
- Rach

This thing, it's like a crash course
on how to be us

They're not look-alikes,
they're replacements

Guys, we have to get out of here
We've gotta warn the others

Look at them They're really quite sweet
Maybe we should take them clubbing
I bet they've never been

Maybe they're robots
Or popbots
Well, personally, I think they're clones
It's not science fiction anymore, is it?
They've cloned sheep and goats
before, so why not a band?

You can't just clone someone
unless you've got a piece of them

like hair or fingernails or skin cells