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And one of the problems
that we run into in this crusade

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is starvation in the Third World.
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You may recognize that symbol
from those green bins you see...

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where cans, bottles, blah, blah.
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The kind of recycling I'm talking about
that we have developed at the WTO

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is...not-not really
this irrelevant kind of recycling

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where the target-
individual consumers like you and me

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or of non-edible industrial products-
is such a tiny part of the problem.

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Rather, we're talking about really
recycling what counts where it counts.

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To begin to understand
the theory behind this,

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you must first realize that the human body
is not really very efficient.

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When ingesting heavy foods,
only about 20% of the nutrients

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are absorbed
by the alimentary passageway

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while the other 80% finds itself
expelled in post-consumer byproducts.

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Already 20 years ago,
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NASA scientists began
to tap into this nutritional gold mine

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by developing filters that could
transform their astronauts' waste

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into healthy, hygienic,
and even delicious food once again.

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With the use of this technology,
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a single hamburger, for example,
can be eaten more than ten times,

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providing a cumulative total
of three times the nutritional value

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of the original fresh hamburger.
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Now, again, a certain amount
of cultural openness is required

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as we investigate solutions.
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And I'd love to take any questions.
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Yes, you've been...
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Coming from a Third World country,
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I found most of what you said
pretty offensive.

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It's as if everyone is equal,
but some are more equal than others.

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And...who is to say
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whether people in the Third World
want a burger?

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You know, I, in my heart,
sometimes find it to agree

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that cultures deserve
an equal consideration

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perhaps to develop on their own terms,
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but we're different.
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We're culturally different.
We're rich, they're poor.

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This is the most humane solution
we can come up with

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that stays within the market logic.
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If it's all right, I could answer
a portion of that question, as well.


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