:33:02
You sure picked your day.
There'll be some racket tonight.
:33:06
Don't worry about it.
Noise never kept me awake.
:33:08
I listen to bullshit all day long.
That's my business.
:33:11
Let me introduce myself...
:33:13
Schitz. Alan Schitz.
:33:16
Impresario.
Latin American music's my specialty.
:33:20
I'll be damned! An impresario?
:33:25
And a man of taste.
My compliments on your efforts.
:33:29
It's rare to find places so refined...
:33:31
and elegant in a jerkwater...
in a region like this!
:33:35
I quite agree.
:33:37
You must've heard
about my little festival.
:33:40
- That's just why I'm here. The Cow Pie Fes.
- Tival.
:33:43
- Say what?
- The Cow-Pie Festival.
:33:46
- I'm the one who...
- Shut up and get lost!
:33:49
To tell the truth,
I'm here for a reason.
:33:53
I'm looking for a young singer
who's extremely talented,
:33:59
and in whom I intend
to invest a large sum of money.
:34:03
I can never remember her name.
:34:05
What is it?
Cunt... Conshit... Conchili...
:34:11
- Consia!
- That's it! Know her?
:34:13
- She's my daughter!
- No!
:34:15
I swear to God!
:34:18
- What a coincidence!
- Indeed!
:34:21
Now that you say so,
there's something in your face.
:34:26
I bet she's booked solid...
:34:29
Not at all! She's on tonight.
:34:31
- Where?
- Here, in my cabaret.
:34:34
Jack, go fetch me the keys.
:34:38
I'll send Consia up once she's back.
:34:40
Listen, Mr. Grosco, thanks a lot.
:34:44
I'll go freshen up and see you later.
:34:46
Sure, Alan...
You don't mind if I call you Alan?
:34:51
Best buddies, sure.
:34:52
Fine, Alan, have a nice shower
and I'll send a meal up to you.
:34:57
Good ole Alan!