:50:01
There's not a car in sight.
Just go ahead.
:50:03
Fine. You want me to cross?
I will cross.
:50:06
If it makes you happy,
I will cross.
:50:09
I'll do it.
:50:15
Shit!
:50:17
- What...
- Sorry.
:50:22
Is there a problem,
Officer Palumbo?
:50:25
Is there a problem?
You ever heard of jaywalking?
:50:27
Yes, I have. I'm really sorry.
Won't happen again.
:50:29
That's great.
I'm writing you up a ticket.
:50:31
A ticket?
Are you serious?
:50:32
Who the fuck are you, shitwad?
:50:34
Let me apologize
for my friend here. I'm very sorry.
:50:37
I'm really glad you're here.
We've had a rough night.
:50:39
You know the show
Doogie Howser M. D.?
:50:40
Great show.
God, I love that show. "Doogie."
:50:44
Neil Patrick Harris
stole my car tonight.
:50:46
Hey, NPH wouldn't do that,
all right?
:50:48
Give me some I.D.
:50:50
Excuse me, how can you
give him a ticket for jaywalking?
:50:52
It's 2:30 in the morning.
There's not a car around here.
:50:55
Kumar, shut up.
:50:56
That's not the kind of tone
you want to use
:50:58
on a cop who can bust your ass.
:50:59
- Bust my ass?
- Yeah, Koo-mar.
:51:02
Bust your ass.
:51:04
What kind of name
is that anyhow? Koo-mar.
:51:07
What is that,
like, five O's or two U's?
:51:09
No, it's actually one U.
:51:11
Yeah, bullshit.
:51:13
Whatever happened to good old
American names like Dave or Jim?
:51:16
- Harold.
- Harold.
:51:18
- Are you kidd...
- Now that's a great name.
:51:19
- Let me take care of this.
- You should be proud of that name, son.
:51:21
As you were, ladies.
:51:23
- $220?! Are you crazy?!
- Kumar, if you don't stop...
:51:27
No, I understand exactly
what's going on here.
:51:29
Excuse me, officer, let me
take a couple of guesses.
:51:32
- I'm really sorry...
- Get your hands down!
:51:34
- Okay, alright.
- No sudden moves. Back it up!
:51:36
You were probably the big asshole
in your high school, right?
:51:38
Absolutely right.
:51:39
Used to pick on guys like us
every day, right?
:51:41
With pleasure.
:51:42
Then graduation day came,
and we went to college,
:51:44
and you went nowhere,
and you thought,
:51:46
"Hey, how can I
still give them shit?
:51:47
I know, I'll become a cop."
:51:49
Well, congratu-fuckin'-lations.
Your dream has come true.
:51:52
Now, why don't you just take
this quiet little Asian guy
:51:54
with the Anglicized name
that treats you so well
:51:56
and give him a couple
of other tickets?
:51:58
- Better yet, just take him to jail.
- Better idea.
:51:59
Why don't you just arrest him?
Does that work out for you okay, Harold?