:52:01
- "Great American name, Harold."
- Let's go, Harold.
:52:03
Thanks to your buddy,
we're going downtow...
:52:10
Oh, shit.
:52:12
Well, thank you so much for
being understanding about Bradley.
:52:16
I promise you
he won't ever do it again.
:52:19
I'm sure he won't.
:52:21
Right, Brad?
:52:23
Yes, sir,
Officer Palumbo, sir.
:52:25
- Mommy, can we go home?
- Get in the car, Bradley Thomas.
:52:29
Bye, Brad.
:52:30
Are you gonna do
something about my car?
:52:33
First our top story.
:52:34
The search for the escaped cheetah
continues tonight.
:52:37
It was last spotted
in Randolph County. South of...
:52:41
- So what are you in here for?
- For being black.
:52:45
Seriously.
:52:46
I am serious.
You wanna know what happened?
:52:50
I was walking
out of a Barnes & Noble,
:52:52
and a cop stops me.
:52:54
Evidently a black guy
robbed a store in Newark.
:52:57
I told him, "I haven't even been
to Newark in months."
:53:01
So, he starts beating me
with his gun...
:53:02
...telling me to stop resisting arrest.
- Holy shit! What'd you do?
:53:05
I kept saying,
"I understand I'm under arrest.
:53:07
Now please stop beating me."
:53:09
I don't understand how
you can be so calm about all this.
:53:11
Look at me.
I'm fat, black, can't dance,
:53:15
and I have two gay fathers.
:53:18
People have been
messing with me my whole life.
:53:20
I learned a long time ago that
there's no sense getting all riled up
:53:24
every time a bunch of idiots
give you a hard time.
:53:27
In the end, the universe tends
to unfold as it should.
:53:32
Plus I have a really large penis.
That keeps me happy.
:53:36
Hey, hey, listen up, guys!
:53:37
Multiple gunshots
fired in Millbrook Park.
:53:39
Finally, some action.
I'm goin'!
:53:41
- No, I'm goin'!
- Lock and load!
:53:50
That was strange.
:53:55
What the hell was that?
:53:57
Rold. Is that you?
:53:59
- Kumar?
- Are the cops still here?