:53:01
So, he starts beating me
with his gun...
:53:02
...telling me to stop resisting arrest.
- Holy shit! What'd you do?
:53:05
I kept saying,
"I understand I'm under arrest.
:53:07
Now please stop beating me."
:53:09
I don't understand how
you can be so calm about all this.
:53:11
Look at me.
I'm fat, black, can't dance,
:53:15
and I have two gay fathers.
:53:18
People have been
messing with me my whole life.
:53:20
I learned a long time ago that
there's no sense getting all riled up
:53:24
every time a bunch of idiots
give you a hard time.
:53:27
In the end, the universe tends
to unfold as it should.
:53:32
Plus I have a really large penis.
That keeps me happy.
:53:36
Hey, hey, listen up, guys!
:53:37
Multiple gunshots
fired in Millbrook Park.
:53:39
Finally, some action.
I'm goin'!
:53:41
- No, I'm goin'!
- Lock and load!
:53:50
That was strange.
:53:55
What the hell was that?
:53:57
Rold. Is that you?
:53:59
- Kumar?
- Are the cops still here?
:54:01
What the hell are you doing?
:54:02
I just called and made up some story
about a shooting in Millbrook Park.
:54:05
- Jesus Christ, what'd you do that for?
- I'm fucking starving.
:54:07
I figured I'd bust you out
and we'd go get some burgers.
:54:10
Forget it. I'm not getting
into any more trouble.
:54:12
I'm already in here because of you.
:54:14
Hey, fuck you!
:54:15
What did you want me to do,
stand there and take the hit?
:54:17
You know I've never
taken a swing at you, ever.
:54:18
Well, I never got your car stolen.
:54:20
- Fine. I'm leaving.
- Fine.
:54:25
- Harold, how do I get out of here?
- How the hell should I know?
:54:28
Shit! Oh, God, this isn't good.
:54:37
My ass!
:54:42
Sure you don't want
to get out of here?
:54:44
And become a fugitive?
Are you nuts?
:54:46
- The guy has all my information.
- So what?
:54:49
We'll just take what he
wrote down about you and leave.
:54:51
Unless you want to
stay here all night
:54:52
and not be able to
turn in your work tomorrow.
:54:58
Fine, hurry up.
:54:59
Yes! All right,
we gotta find keys.