:04:10
Why don't you just tell me
what your situation is.
:04:14
Look, I'm not really sure I know exactly
what you guys do here, all right?
:04:18
Well, we, uh-- We'll investigate
and solve your case.
:04:21
- How?
- If you sign a contract, we'll follow you.
:04:23
- You'll spy?
- Yes.
:04:25
- On me?
- Yes.
:04:26
- Will you be spying on me in the bathroom?
- Yes.
:04:29
- In the bathroom?
- Yes.
:04:31
- Why?
- There's nothing too small.
:04:33
You know when police find the slightest
bit of D.N.A. and build a case?
:04:37
If we might see you--
you floss or masturbate...
:04:39
that could be the key
to your entire reality.
:04:42
- So I'm hiring you to spy on me.
- That's right.
:04:44
So we can figure out your situation
and resolve your crisis.
:04:47
In addition, my associate will approach
your case from a different angle.
:04:51
What do you mean a different angle?
What does that mean?
:04:53
Regarding your perception of reality.
He'll tell you about that.
:04:57
- Who sent you here?
- Nobody. I found your card.
:05:01
- Where?
- In some fancy restaurant
that I'd never been to before.
:05:05
I didn't have the proper attire.
So they let me borrow a suitjacket.
:05:10
I reached into my pocket,
and there was your card.
:05:13
The weird thing is
I always have a jacket.
:05:16
- [ Woman ] But not that day?
- No.
:05:20
- Brad Stand.
- Hey.
:05:22
- Kind of a coincidence.
- Yes, exactly. My case is a coincidence.
:05:25
- About the restaurant and thejacket?
- No, no. That-That's--
:05:28
I'm talking about a big coincidence.
It involves one man.
:05:32
It's a three-parter.
Okay. Ready?
:05:34
[ Inhales, Exhales ]
First part.
:05:36
I went to a place
called Schottinger's photo archives.
:05:39
I was there getting stills
of early Bob Dylan.
:05:41
In comes this tall African guy.
He's like 1 8 years old or something.
:05:44
You know, he's in there getting photos
of Morris Chestnut...
:05:47
Shaquille O'Neal,
Jim Carrey.
:05:49
He's an autograph hound.
Kind of guy likes to get...
:05:52
glossies of famous people
and get them signed.
:05:54
Two weeks later, I see
the same African guy.
:05:56
He's working as a doorman
at my friend's building.
:05:58
Oh, my God!