:21:19
- [ Laughter ]
- [ Man ] No, no, wait. This is really good.
:21:22
[ Laughing, Chattering ]
:21:25
[ Brad ] You think that's funny?
I got a story for you.
:21:28
- It's only four months old.
- Wait. Wait. Listen. Listen.
Listen to the master, all right?
:21:32
I'm with Shania. We're opening
a megastore down by the loop.
:21:36
Shania's there
promoting her apparel, right?
:21:38
It's 4:00 and she's starving. So I order
a ton of tuna fish sandwiches, no mayo.
:21:43
- [ Woman ] Stop it.!
- [ Laughter ]
:21:45
Tick, tick,
tick, tick, tick.
:21:47
Shania hates mayo, all right?
And she can't eat chicken salad.
:21:50
That's no joke, all right? We gave it to her once,
she threw up in the limo.
:21:55
- She's vomiting all over the limo.
- The lady hates chicken salad.
:21:58
So I bring out a bunch of tuna fish sandwiches.
She still doesn't believe me.
:22:01
I say, ''Shania,
I'm allergic to mayo.''
:22:04
- Which, by the way, is a lie.
- He loves mayo.! He loves it.
:22:09
Shania still doesn't believe me so I eat two
of the sandwiches in front of her to prove it.
:22:13
So she eats one and a half sandwiches.
One and a half sandwiches...
:22:16
before she realizes...
it's chicken salad.
:22:20
- And she actually likes it.
- She did not vomit.
:22:24
He made her change her mind. And that's
what they want upstairs in corporate, okay?
:22:30
[ Laughing Continues ]
:22:33
Excuse me? Can I help you?
:22:36
- Shh. Shh. Shh.
- [ Woman ] Excuse me?
:22:39
Yes, I'm here for
the Open Spaces meeting with Brad Stand.
:22:42
Okay, well, then you are in the wrong
area entirely. Come on.
:22:45
- I'll show you where to go.
- You're very, very helpful. Thanks a lot.
:22:48
There's no reason for you to be up here.
This is an executive private floor.
:22:52
It's for-- Come on.
Let's pick it up. Heel to toe.
:22:55
Unless you're an executive or
an executive's assistant...
:22:58
or someone who is a--