I Heart Huckabees

- [ Laughter ]
- [ Man ] No, no, wait. This is really good.

[ Laughing, Chattering ]
[ Brad ] You think that's funny?
I got a story for you.

- It's only four months old.
- Wait. Wait. Listen. Listen.
Listen to the master, all right?

I'm with Shania. We're opening
a megastore down by the loop.

Shania's there
promoting her apparel, right?

It's 4:00 and she's starving. So I order
a ton of tuna fish sandwiches, no mayo.

- [ Woman ] Stop it.!
- [ Laughter ]

Tick, tick,
tick, tick, tick.

Shania hates mayo, all right?
And she can't eat chicken salad.

That's no joke, all right? We gave it to her once,
she threw up in the limo.

- She's vomiting all over the limo.
- The lady hates chicken salad.

So I bring out a bunch of tuna fish sandwiches.
She still doesn't believe me.

I say, ''Shania,
I'm allergic to mayo.''

- Which, by the way, is a lie.
- He loves mayo.! He loves it.

Shania still doesn't believe me so I eat two
of the sandwiches in front of her to prove it.

So she eats one and a half sandwiches.
One and a half sandwiches...

before she realizes...
it's chicken salad.

- And she actually likes it.
- She did not vomit.

He made her change her mind. And that's
what they want upstairs in corporate, okay?

[ Laughing Continues ]
Excuse me? Can I help you?
- Shh. Shh. Shh.
- [ Woman ] Excuse me?

Yes, I'm here for
the Open Spaces meeting with Brad Stand.

Okay, well, then you are in the wrong
area entirely. Come on.

- I'll show you where to go.
- You're very, very helpful. Thanks a lot.

There's no reason for you to be up here.
This is an executive private floor.

It's for-- Come on.
Let's pick it up. Heel to toe.

Unless you're an executive or
an executive's assistant...

or someone who is a--