I Heart Huckabees

I say, ''Shania,
I'm allergic to mayo.''

- Which, by the way, is a lie.
- He loves mayo.! He loves it.

Shania still doesn't believe me so I eat two
of the sandwiches in front of her to prove it.

So she eats one and a half sandwiches.
One and a half sandwiches...

before she realizes...
it's chicken salad.

- And she actually likes it.
- She did not vomit.

He made her change her mind. And that's
what they want upstairs in corporate, okay?

[ Laughing Continues ]
Excuse me? Can I help you?
- Shh. Shh. Shh.
- [ Woman ] Excuse me?

Yes, I'm here for
the Open Spaces meeting with Brad Stand.

Okay, well, then you are in the wrong
area entirely. Come on.

- I'll show you where to go.
- You're very, very helpful. Thanks a lot.

There's no reason for you to be up here.
This is an executive private floor.

It's for-- Come on.
Let's pick it up. Heel to toe.

Unless you're an executive or
an executive's assistant...

or someone who is a--
No. No, ma'am. Shania has no song for you.
Let's move it along this way.

You're supposed to be on another floor.
Security is very tight in this building.

Or at least I thought it was
very tight in this building.

Of course, every
now and then we get somebody...

who gets off
on the wrong floor.

And then people
flitting about--

At Huckabees, the everything store.
[ Sighs ]
Let me try that one more time.

I-- I-- Okay.
Tops and mops.
50% off all women's shirts and hair products.

This week only.
At Huckabees, the everything store.

[ Man ]
Uh, Dawn, can we do it one more time?

I think we can do it better.
- I suck, Daryl. I really sucked.
- You're doing great, Dawn.

- I can't do this. I can't do it.
- Don't give me that face.

I don't know
what's wrong with me.

Your voice is the trademark voice
of Huckabees.

Oh, there she is.!
You're one sneaky lady.

I was almost in the elevators.
We're going now.