I Heart Huckabees

- Hey, Albert, how's it goin'?
- What are you doing here, Brad?

I met Brad when
I was investigating you.

He called with his own existential
conundrum. That's all.

- I'm really glad I found out about these people.
- That's bullshit.

He doesn't care about
things like this.

Bring me the African guy.
Where's that African guy?

- Dude, what're you talking about?
- Why does he get to write poetry?

There's no gazelles in North America.
Just so you know.

And that building squashing nature
is my imagery. You don't write poetry.

[ Bernard ]
Everyone's intake procedure is different.

I asked Brad to write a poem.
And it wasn't enough that
you came to my coalition...

now you have to
come here and do-- Okay, okay.

[ Bernard ]
All right, that's good.

We're the same, Brad.
It's all the blanket.

There you go.
Give it a shot.

- That is wonderful, Albert.
- Oh, honey, he's got it.

How are things
at the coalition, Brad?

Great. Much smoother.
Great, I look forward to coming back
and working with you.

I don't think that's going
to happen, my friend.

I'm still in the charter.
I built the coalition from scratch.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't want
to cramp you here.

That's what you mean to do.!
That's exactly what you mean to do.!

- What?
- What?
- What?

You see what he's doing?
Tell them what you're doing.

-He's come here to conquer you
like he conquered my coalition.

And now he's here today to unnerve me so
that when Orrin comes to town, I will blow it.

- That's what you mean to do.
- Albert, please.!

- Oh, my God, Brad. You're killing me.
- What are you talking about?

What am I talking--
Okay, when Orrin comes, I'll blow it.

I'll get kicked out, and then he can do
whatever he wants with the coalition.

- Who's Orrin?
- Orrin is the Open Spaces national director.

He's coming to review
our charter.

I hope this isn't about Dawn.
He has a crush on my girlfriend.

- That's crazy!
- Why do you stare at her?

-She's a model.!
-[ Brad Laughs ]

- I'm going home.
- Oh, no.! Albert, please.
Stay with us for mancala hour.

I'm gonna have a fucking ball
at mancala hour, aren't I?

Maybe Albert
should meet his other.

What? Tommy? No, that's
a bad idea right now.

Yes, a dicey move. Maybe even dangerous,
but potentially inspired.