Jersey Girl
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:35:00
What is it with you and Cats
all of a sudden?

:35:02
l wanna sing a Cats song
in the big show, like everybody else.

:35:05
- What big show?
- There's gonna be this big show at school.

:35:08
All the people have to sing a song
with people from their family.

:35:12
- Are you inviting me to this big show?
- Duh! Yeah, you and Pop too.

:35:16
Oh-ho! l'm sure that'll go over
huge with your pop.

:35:19
Can Uncle Greenie and Uncle Block
be in it too?

:35:21
Those men are not your uncles.
They're barely even your peers.

:35:25
Pee-ers?
:35:26
- When is this big show?
- Right before Thanksgiving break.

:35:30
Does it have to be something
from the Bible?

:35:32
l don't think so.
ls Cats in the Bible?

:35:34
The Satanic Bible, yes.
:35:46
- What?
- When you taking her to see the cats?

:35:49
Jesus, you too?
:35:51
Gertie!
:35:54
Do you even know what Cats is, Dad?
:35:57
- What, l don't read the papers?
- You don't read that paper.

:36:00
What are you doing with
a New York Times?

:36:02
They ran out of the Ledger.
:36:04
They don't have the Jumble
in the Times, Dad.

:36:07
Shit.
:36:10
- Where were you?
- l was in the bathroom.

:36:12
- Why didn't l hear the toilet flush?
- Oh. l forgot.

:36:15
OK, march your butt back upstairs
and flush that toilet.

:36:18
And when l say no about something,
:36:20
like, l don't know, Cats, maybe,
l mean no.

:36:22
OK?
:36:24
- Pop, you were supposed to be subtle!
- Why do you teach her words like that?

:36:28
You're gonna have to mow the park
for me tomorrow. l can't do it.

:36:31
- Why the hell not?
- l have an appointment in the city at 1 1 :00.

:36:34
Jesus, kid,
why do you keep doin' it to yourself?

:36:36
How many of these interviews
you gotta go on

:36:39
before you get it through
your thick head

:36:40
they don't want you
in that business anymore?

:36:42
For Christ's sakes, you made fun
of that Prince Charles guy.

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