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:34:01
Remember to put your seat belt on?
Know where to find it?

:34:04
Yep.
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Lock and load.
Comin' around. Get ready.

:34:19
- Ready?
- Punch it, Chewy!

:34:25
- Can we go see Cats?
- Absolutely not.

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Why?
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Cats was the second-worst thing
that ever happened to New York City.

:34:31
- Besides, Cats closed three years ago.
- We never do anything cool.

:34:35
You're ridin' in the Batmobile,
aren't ya? How cool is that?

:34:38
Oh, my God.
:34:40
Look, no one's more depressed than me
that driving the street sweeper

:34:43
is considered the height
of excitement in my life.

:34:45
l used to live in New York City.
:34:47
l could've gone to see Cats
three times a day.

:34:49
- lt's not like l ever ask for anything.
- Oh-ho-ho!

:34:53
''And the Oscar goes to Gertie Trinke,
:34:56
for her performance in
Laying It On Thick For My Old Man.''

:35:00
What is it with you and Cats
all of a sudden?

:35:02
l wanna sing a Cats song
in the big show, like everybody else.

:35:05
- What big show?
- There's gonna be this big show at school.

:35:08
All the people have to sing a song
with people from their family.

:35:12
- Are you inviting me to this big show?
- Duh! Yeah, you and Pop too.

:35:16
Oh-ho! l'm sure that'll go over
huge with your pop.

:35:19
Can Uncle Greenie and Uncle Block
be in it too?

:35:21
Those men are not your uncles.
They're barely even your peers.

:35:25
Pee-ers?
:35:26
- When is this big show?
- Right before Thanksgiving break.

:35:30
Does it have to be something
from the Bible?

:35:32
l don't think so.
ls Cats in the Bible?

:35:34
The Satanic Bible, yes.
:35:46
- What?
- When you taking her to see the cats?

:35:49
Jesus, you too?
:35:51
Gertie!
:35:54
Do you even know what Cats is, Dad?
:35:57
- What, l don't read the papers?
- You don't read that paper.


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