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Hi!
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I do so much rollerblading,
I'm going to turn pro.
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I love going at night...
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as long as it's not raining.
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Are you "Young, good-looking guy, 23,
looking for same"?
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That's me.
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I'm "Handsome guy seeks love."
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I once gave online dating a try...
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but I got taken.
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It's not funny, man.
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My ad was:
"Handsome guy seeks soul mate."
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And one day, I come across a guy
with the same ad as me.
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I say, "Great, two hot guys
looking for their soul mate."
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We're made for each other!
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So I start sending him a ton of messages.
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But the bastard never wrote back.
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So I start getting more and more violent
in my emails.
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At the end I even threatened
to break his face.
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And then what?
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Finally I realized...
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I was actually sending messages
to my own profile.
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To myself, that is.
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For several months.
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- Seriously?
- Yeah!
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Every time I went online...
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I came across my own profile.
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Of course.
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Poor bastard!
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So in the end I quit surfing the Net
because it cut me off from reality.
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Now I'm in communications.
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And you? Tell me about yourself.
What turns you on?
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I get off on really macho stuff...
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for men, by men, you know?
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Macho stuff, man, between men, man.
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But sensual, too.