:02:01
I say, "Great, two hot guys
looking for their soul mate."
:02:04
We're made for each other!
:02:06
So I start sending him a ton of messages.
:02:08
But the bastard never wrote back.
:02:10
So I start getting more and more violent
in my emails.
:02:14
At the end I even threatened
to break his face.
:02:17
And then what?
:02:19
Finally I realized...
:02:21
I was actually sending messages
to my own profile.
:02:24
To myself, that is.
:02:25
For several months.
:02:28
- Seriously?
- Yeah!
:02:29
Every time I went online...
:02:31
I came across my own profile.
:02:34
Of course.
:02:36
Poor bastard!
:02:38
So in the end I quit surfing the Net
because it cut me off from reality.
:02:42
Now I'm in communications.
:02:44
And you? Tell me about yourself.
What turns you on?
:02:49
I get off on really macho stuff...
:02:52
for men, by men, you know?
:02:54
Macho stuff, man, between men, man.
:02:58
But sensual, too.
:03:01
I gotta take a leak.
:03:03
Don't bother waiting.
:03:05
Why, do you piss a lot?
:03:10
I don't care. I don't get off on piss.
:03:17
Thank you, Doctor Rey