Merci Docteur Rey

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Hi!

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I do so much rollerblading,
I'm going to turn pro.

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I love going at night...

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as long as it's not raining.

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Are you "Young, good-looking guy, 23,
looking for same"?

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That's me.

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I'm "Handsome guy seeks love."

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I once gave online dating a try...

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but I got taken.

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It's not funny, man.

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My ad was:
"Handsome guy seeks soul mate."

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And one day, I come across a guy
with the same ad as me.

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I say, "Great, two hot guys
looking for their soul mate."

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We're made for each other!

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So I start sending him a ton of messages.

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But the bastard never wrote back.

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So I start getting more and more violent
in my emails.

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At the end I even threatened
to break his face.

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And then what?

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Finally I realized...

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I was actually sending messages
to my own profile.

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To myself, that is.

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For several months.

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- Seriously?
- Yeah!

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Every time I went online...

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I came across my own profile.

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Of course.

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Poor bastard!

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So in the end I quit surfing the Net
because it cut me off from reality.

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Now I'm in communications.

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And you? Tell me about yourself.
What turns you on?

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I get off on really macho stuff...

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for men, by men, you know?

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Macho stuff, man, between men, man.

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But sensual, too.