:06:01
Kra-kozhia.
:06:04
- Kra-kozhia.
- Yes.
:06:05
- Krakozhia.
- OK.
:06:07
Er... So the potato chips are Krakozhia.
:06:11
- And this apple...
- Big Apple. Big Apple.
:06:15
...Big Apple represents
the Liberty Rebels.
:06:18
OK?
:06:21
No more Krakozhia! OK?
:06:24
New government.
Revolution. You understand?
:06:29
All the flights in and out
of your country have been suspended.
:06:32
The new government has sealed all
borders, so your visa's no longer valid.
:06:36
So, currently
you are a citizen of nowhere.
:06:40
Now, we can't process you new papers
:06:42
until the US recognizes your country's
new diplomatic reclassification.
:06:48
You don't qualify for asylum,
refugee status,
:06:50
temporary protective status,
humanitarian parole,
:06:53
or non-immigration work travel.
You don't qualify for any of these.
:06:57
You are at this time simply...
:07:01
...unacceptable.
- Unacceptable.
:07:05
- Unacceptable.
- Unacceptable.
:07:07
Big Apple tour includes Brooklyn Bridge,
Empire State, Broadway show Cats.
:07:14
I got more bad news for you.
Cats has closed.
:07:17
OK. OK.
:07:19
Now I go New York City. Thank you.
:07:22
No, Mr. Navorski. I cannot allow you
to enter the United States at this time.
:07:26
- Krakozhia.
- We can't allow you to go home either.
:07:29
You don't really have a home.
Technically it doesn't exist.
:07:33
It's like a Twilight Zone.
Do you get that show over there?
:07:38
Talking Tina, Zanti Misfits.
:07:42
Zanti Misfits was Outer Limits, sir.
:07:44
Really? It's not important.
:07:46
Where do I buy the Nike shoes?
:07:49
OK, Mr. Navorski, come here.
:07:52
Here's my dilemma, Mr. Navorski.
:07:54
You have no right to enter the US
and I have no right to detain you.
:07:58
You have fallen through
a crack in the system.