:30:03
We decided to drive.
It should be much more educational.
:30:06
Oh, no, Nick, I cannot let you do that.
That's way too much trouble.
:30:09
No, no. It'll only take
a few more hours...
:30:11
...and gives me a chance to get
to know Kevin and Lindsey.
:30:15
Okay. I'm really impressed.
:30:17
- You're very sweet.
- Yes, I am.
:30:20
You sound like you have everything
under control. Can I talk to the kids?
:30:24
Oh, okay.
:30:26
Look, don't tell them nothing
that happened, okay?
:30:30
- He lost our luggage.
- What?
:30:32
- Are you guys dating?
- No.
:30:34
- No.
- Let me talk.
:30:35
We wanna go to Dad's.
:30:38
You cannot go to Dad's now.
You're going with Nick.
:30:41
Why? Dad's house is
in the same direction.
:30:43
Nick could drop us off there
on his way not to date you.
:30:46
Honey, your dad is sick
and in bed.
:30:48
Now, if you want me to...
:30:50
...I can just quit my job, and we'll
go live in a cardboard box.
:30:54
Whatever.
:30:57
- Let him drive.
- Be nice.
:30:59
- I love you.
- Love you too.
:31:01
Bye.
:31:05
Now, look, driving you two gremlins
on New Year's Eve...
:31:08
...for over 300 miles was never
on the agenda. Okay?
:31:12
We just drove across town,
and y'all done messed up my door.
:31:16
So now I got to lay down
some rules.
:31:19
Rule number...
:31:23
Rule number one:
Don't touch the climate control.
:31:26
Rule number two:
Don't kick the seat.
:31:28
Rule number three:
Don't play with toys.
:31:31
- Can I play with my pizza coupon?
- No sassing me.
:31:35
No eating in the car, no drinking
in the car and no smoking.
:31:38
- I don't smoke.
- Good.
:31:40
Don't start on my watch.
:31:41
I don't want you to touch the radio.
:31:43
I don't even want you to sniff
the new-car smell.
:31:46
I want you to sit down
on that protective plastic...
:31:49
...and be seen, not heard.