:40:02
- l told you, Merv the Perv"s got a boat.
- But do you think he"d let us have a go on it?
:40:06
l don"t see why not.
He"d let you have a go with his wife.
:40:09
Bang cock! Bang co...
:40:12
(Laughter)
:40:26
Oh, no, l can"t.
:40:27
l thought l could but l can"t.
l"ll see you at the bus stop.
:40:30
MERV: Hey!
:40:32
Hey, over here.
:40:33
Come on.
:40:37
Don't be shy, give it a try.
:40:41
Merv, it"s Frank. Can l have a word?
:40:44
Ooh, hiya, Frank.
:40:46
- Hey, Vera, it"s Frank.
- (Muffled) Oh, hello, Frank.
:40:49
- Hi, Vera.
MERV: How's Joan?
:40:51
Joan"s... She"s fine. She"s... Yeah.
:40:54
(Muffled talk)
:40:55
Oh, she"s still after Joan"s recipe
for that lemon cheesecake.
:40:59
l"ll remind her.
Listen, l"m sorry, is... ls this a bad time?
:41:03
- Cos l could come back later...
- No, no, it"s great, Frank.
:41:07
Norman says you"ve got a boat.
l was wondering if maybe we could...borrow it.
:41:14
- l want to shag it.
- Merv probably has.
:41:17
Are you sure you know what you"re doing?
:41:19
Of course l do. l used to be in the sea cadets.
:41:22
A bit different
to a leaky canoe on the Clyde, this.
:41:24
- Don"t worry, l"ll be careful.
- Yeah, well, just make sure you are.
:41:28
Are you not coming, Norman?
:41:30
Get on there with the missing link at the helm?
You"re joking, aren"t you?
:41:34
No, l"ll leave it till l find my sea legs.
Next time, maybe.
:41:40
- Help!
- Slow down!
:41:47
Right then.
:41:49
(Engine won"t start)
:41:54
- Ah, you flooded it.
- l"ll fix it. Just give us a minute.
:41:57
Norman!