It's that simple.
Hey! Hi.
I'm Coach Roy.

When I get hot under the collar...
I cool off with Cool Breeze.
See, Coach Roy is slippin',
because right now...

his best statistic on the season-
eight technical fouls in his last eight games.

That's hardly championship coaching.
You ate eight hamburgers at lunch.
Look, the fact is this.
Roy has lost touch with the fundamentals...

and he's also
lost touch with his team.

Y'all can take some pictures, but I'm not gonna
be able to sign any autographs right now.

As you can see,
I'm very busy.

Roy better get his stuff together,
because otherwise, he'll be coaching at DeVry.

And they don't even have a basketball team.
And that's the joke, see?
Okay, guys, real important game today.
I need you to be 100%.
Unfortunately, I can't be there. I'm doin'
a photo shoot for Details magazine.

It's gonna run late. I'll be there
at halftime, and you'd better not lose...

because losing makes me look bad.