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It's that simple.
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Hey! Hi.
I'm Coach Roy.
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When I get hot under the collar...
:01:10
I cool off with Cool Breeze.
:01:30
See, Coach Roy is slippin',
because right now...
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his best statistic on the season-
eight technical fouls in his last eight games.
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That's hardly championship coaching.
:01:38
You ate eight hamburgers at lunch.
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Look, the fact is this.
Roy has lost touch with the fundamentals...
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and he's also
lost touch with his team.
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Y'all can take some pictures, but I'm not gonna
be able to sign any autographs right now.
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As you can see,
I'm very busy.
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Roy better get his stuff together,
because otherwise, he'll be coaching at DeVry.
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And they don't even have a basketball team.
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And that's the joke, see?
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Okay, guys, real important game today.
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I need you to be 100%.
:02:43
Unfortunately, I can't be there. I'm doin'
a photo shoot for Details magazine.
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It's gonna run late. I'll be there
at halftime, and you'd better not lose...
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because losing makes me look bad.