The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:08:02
You got any plans
later on tonight?

:08:04
Why, do we have to unload
the Sony truck?

:08:06
No, the guys
are getting together,
we're playing some poker...

:08:10
thought, you know,
you'd wanna play.

:08:12
With you guys?
:08:15
Yeah, sure.
That would be cool.

:08:17
You know how to play, right?
Yeah, I play online sometimes.

:08:21
We're gonna play
in the store.
Great.

:08:23
Are we allowed
to do that?

:08:25
Absolutely not.
Yeah.

:08:27
Oh.
:08:28
Well, so I'm gonna
go tell Paula.

:08:31
I'm just kidding.
:08:33
I'm kidding.
That sounds great. Cool,
I'll see you guys tonight.

:08:36
Okay.
All right.

:08:37
[Clattering]
Oops.

:08:41
I almost feel guilty.
No, you don't.

:08:57
Going down!
:08:59
Going down!
:09:01
Dumbass.
:09:03
And a full house.
:09:05
Oh, my dukes!
What?

:09:06
How much fucking online poker
do you play, dawg?

:09:09
For like an hour or two
a night, when I'm not
playing Halo.

:09:12
Why did you invite this guy?
He's a fucking ringer, man.

:09:15
This is hog shit.
:09:16
You, you're a fucking asshole
to tell me to come here.

:09:18
You tell me he was a nice guy,
didn't you?

:09:20
Well, fuck you people,
and fuck you, you and you...

:09:23
fuck and kiss my big brown
fucking ass, okay?

:09:26
(Jay)
I'm gonna see you tomorrow.

:09:27
Peace.
All right, man.

:09:28
(Mooj)
Fuck a goat.

:09:30
[All laughing]
:09:31
Good night.
I love that guy.

:09:33
Dude, you totally...
Oh, shit, I gotta go. Damn.

:09:36
About to go see Ellen
in a little bit.

:09:38
Going now?
Late-night action, huh?

:09:39
Dude, you know
how it goes.

:09:40
Does your girlfriend know
about all these
late-night visits?

:09:43
It's like an unspoken
agreement. Yeah.

:09:44
It's like a completely
and utterly unspoken
agreement.

:09:48
If you knew her, if you knew
who I was dealing with...

:09:50
you wouldn't be
saying this shit.

:09:51
There's nothing you can't do
with this woman...

:09:53
straight up and down.
I've done
every single thing...

:09:55
I could possibly create.
I've literally lubed up...

:09:57
and made love to the arches
of her feet. All right.


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