:09:01
Dumbass.
:09:03
And a full house.
:09:05
Oh, my dukes!
What?
:09:06
How much fucking online poker
do you play, dawg?
:09:09
For like an hour or two
a night, when I'm not
playing Halo.
:09:12
Why did you invite this guy?
He's a fucking ringer, man.
:09:15
This is hog shit.
:09:16
You, you're a fucking asshole
to tell me to come here.
:09:18
You tell me he was a nice guy,
didn't you?
:09:20
Well, fuck you people,
and fuck you, you and you...
:09:23
fuck and kiss my big brown
fucking ass, okay?
:09:26
(Jay)
I'm gonna see you tomorrow.
:09:27
Peace.
All right, man.
:09:28
(Mooj)
Fuck a goat.
:09:30
[All laughing]
:09:31
Good night.
I love that guy.
:09:33
Dude, you totally...
Oh, shit, I gotta go. Damn.
:09:36
About to go see Ellen
in a little bit.
:09:38
Going now?
Late-night action, huh?
:09:39
Dude, you know
how it goes.
:09:40
Does your girlfriend know
about all these
late-night visits?
:09:43
It's like an unspoken
agreement. Yeah.
:09:44
It's like a completely
and utterly unspoken
agreement.
:09:48
If you knew her, if you knew
who I was dealing with...
:09:50
you wouldn't be
saying this shit.
:09:51
There's nothing you can't do
with this woman...
:09:53
straight up and down.
I've done
every single thing...
:09:55
I could possibly create.
I've literally lubed up...
:09:57
and made love to the arches
of her feet. All right.
:10:00
Wow!
(Jay)
Yeah.
:10:01
Foot fuck!
That's sick, man.
:10:03
Wow.
That is not sick.
:10:05
I will give you sick.
Oh, shit.
:10:07
I was sleeping with a woman
recently, she had the...
:10:09
Her tits were unbelievable.
Oh, man, I love titties.
:10:13
And so we're doing it
and I'm about to finish...
:10:16
and her dog starts
licking my ass.
:10:18
I swear to God, I have
to decide, do I finish
or do I stop the dog?
:10:22
I know your nasty ass.
He finished.
:10:24
I finished.
And then I stole the dog.
:10:28
No, I didn't, but...
:10:30
You know, sometimes,
Amy and I would make love...
:10:33
till it was almost like
we weren't two people...
:10:35
but we were two spirits
or something.
:10:37
Our souls were
connected in this way,
I can't describe it.
:10:41
Time stood still.
It was like we were
sharing the same heart.
:10:44
Stop, man! Why do you
always come and kill the vibe
with those things?
:10:48
"Sharing the same heart,"
that's like some...
:10:50
Britney Spears shit, man.
:10:52
This is three grown ass men,
don't nobody want to hear
that shit.
:10:55
Yeah, man, come on,
nobody wants to
hear that shit.
:10:57
Thank you, Andy.
Dude, you broke up
two years ago.