:11:00
You get over it
at some point.
Two years, man.
:11:02
You need to get past that...
:11:04
because no ass
is worth thinking
that much about...
:11:07
I always say.
:11:09
Andy, do me a favor.
:11:10
Would you please help him
redeem himself by telling
a real sex story?
:11:14
Yes.
:11:16
I don't... You know what,
I'm a gentleman
and I don't...
:11:20
I don't kiss and tell.
:11:21
Fuck it, I raise you.
Nastiest shit
you've ever done.
:11:25
I'm talking about nasty.
:11:28
Wow.
:11:29
So many stories
are running through
my head right now.
:11:34
I dated this girl...
:11:36
for a while, and she was
really a nasty freak.
:11:40
She just loved to get down
with sex all the time.
:11:45
She was like, any time of day,
she was like:
:11:48
"Yeah, let's go.
I'm so nasty."
:11:50
And I'd be nailing her.
:11:52
Oh, shit.
She'd be like:
:11:53
"Oh, you're nailing me. Cool."
:11:56
She talk dirty to you?
She loved to dirty-talk.
:12:00
Totally into it.
She'd be like:
:12:02
"Yeah, let's screw, let's...
I wanna fuck."
:12:08
God, it was so dirty.
:12:10
She'd be like, "Me so horny,
me love you long time."
:12:14
So...
:12:16
(Jay)
So what were the titties like?
Yeah, describe her...
:12:19
Yeah, she had great tits.
:12:21
No, I mean, like, detailed.
Did she have, like,
you know...
:12:24
them little pink
teeny nipples.
Oh, yeah.
:12:26
(Jay)
Or like the long
National Geographic nipples.
:12:28
You have like
the bumpy Braille nipples,
the Stevie Wonders.
:12:31
(Andy)
Yeah, they were nice.
:12:32
You know, when you, like,
you grab a woman's breast
and it's...
:12:36
And you feel it and...
:12:39
it feels like a bag of sand
when you're touching it.
:12:44
Bag of sand?
:12:48
You know what I mean.
Why don't we just play?
:12:50
Why don't you just
deal the cards?
:12:52
What are you
talking about?
:12:53
Have you ever felt
a breast before, man?
:12:56
Yes.
:12:57
Dude, are you gay?
No, I'm not gay.
:12:59
I've been with
tons of women.