:12:00
Totally into it.
She'd be like:
:12:02
"Yeah, let's screw, let's...
I wanna fuck."
:12:08
God, it was so dirty.
:12:10
She'd be like, "Me so horny,
me love you long time."
:12:14
So...
:12:16
(Jay)
So what were the titties like?
Yeah, describe her...
:12:19
Yeah, she had great tits.
:12:21
No, I mean, like, detailed.
Did she have, like,
you know...
:12:24
them little pink
teeny nipples.
Oh, yeah.
:12:26
(Jay)
Or like the long
National Geographic nipples.
:12:28
You have like
the bumpy Braille nipples,
the Stevie Wonders.
:12:31
(Andy)
Yeah, they were nice.
:12:32
You know, when you, like,
you grab a woman's breast
and it's...
:12:36
And you feel it and...
:12:39
it feels like a bag of sand
when you're touching it.
:12:44
Bag of sand?
:12:48
You know what I mean.
Why don't we just play?
:12:50
Why don't you just
deal the cards?
:12:52
What are you
talking about?
:12:53
Have you ever felt
a breast before, man?
:12:56
Yes.
:12:57
Dude, are you gay?
No, I'm not gay.
:12:59
I've been with
tons of women.
:13:01
I touched a guy's balls
at Hebrew school once.
:13:03
Dude, it's not a big deal.
You like to fuck guys.
:13:05
I'm cool. I got friends
who fuck guys, in jail.
:13:08
No, I'm not gay.
:13:09
No, I've borked a lot of women
in my day.
:13:12
You've "borked"?
:13:14
Hold up.
Yo, answer this question:
:13:18
Are you a virgin?
:13:21
Are you a virgin?
:13:22
Yeah, not since I was 10.
:13:24
It all makes sense.
You're a virgin.
:13:27
I am... Shut up.
How does that happen?
:13:30
He's a fucking virgin.
:13:31
I knew it. That makes
so much sense, man.
Look, he's a virgin.
:13:34
You guys are hilarious.
All right, come on,
don't be mean.
:13:37
I'm not being mean.
I'm trying to
help the partner out.
:13:39
I'm trying to say
I wanna get you laid, dude.
:13:41
I understand
what's going on.
:13:42
You guys are so up your asses.
:13:45
From now on,
your dick is my dick.
I'm getting you some pussy.
:13:49
[Men laughing]
:13:59
A bag of sand! Come on, man!
You could do better than that.