:13:01
I touched a guy's balls
at Hebrew school once.
:13:03
Dude, it's not a big deal.
You like to fuck guys.
:13:05
I'm cool. I got friends
who fuck guys, in jail.
:13:08
No, I'm not gay.
:13:09
No, I've borked a lot of women
in my day.
:13:12
You've "borked"?
:13:14
Hold up.
Yo, answer this question:
:13:18
Are you a virgin?
:13:21
Are you a virgin?
:13:22
Yeah, not since I was 10.
:13:24
It all makes sense.
You're a virgin.
:13:27
I am... Shut up.
How does that happen?
:13:30
He's a fucking virgin.
:13:31
I knew it. That makes
so much sense, man.
Look, he's a virgin.
:13:34
You guys are hilarious.
All right, come on,
don't be mean.
:13:37
I'm not being mean.
I'm trying to
help the partner out.
:13:39
I'm trying to say
I wanna get you laid, dude.
:13:41
I understand
what's going on.
:13:42
You guys are so up your asses.
:13:45
From now on,
your dick is my dick.
I'm getting you some pussy.
:13:49
[Men laughing]
:13:59
A bag of sand! Come on, man!
You could do better than that.
:14:04
God, me so horny?
Me so stupid!
:14:08
[Yelling]
:14:13
Oh, come on.
:14:15
[Laughing]
:14:18
It's gonna be fine.
They don't even remember.
:14:21
Those guys are cool.
:14:28
[Alarm buzzing]
:14:30
This is gonna be bad.
:14:33
(Andy)
Yeah, well,
virgin's not a dirty word.
:14:35
You know what's a dirty word,
is asshole...
:14:37
and that's what you guys are.
:14:38
You know,
I may not have had sex,
but I could fuck you up.
:14:44
Yeah.
:14:50
Come on.
:14:55
Hey, David.
Hey, Andy.