The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:14:04
God, me so horny?
Me so stupid!

:14:08
[Yelling]
:14:13
Oh, come on.
:14:15
[Laughing]
:14:18
It's gonna be fine.
They don't even remember.

:14:21
Those guys are cool.
:14:28
[Alarm buzzing]
:14:30
This is gonna be bad.
:14:33
(Andy)
Yeah, well,
virgin's not a dirty word.

:14:35
You know what's a dirty word,
is asshole...

:14:37
and that's what you guys are.
:14:38
You know,
I may not have had sex,
but I could fuck you up.

:14:44
Yeah.
:14:50
Come on.
:14:55
Hey, David.
Hey, Andy.

:15:00
What's up?
Cal, good morning.

:15:07
(Haziz)
Hey, Andy.
Hey.

:15:09
We're gonna have to get you
some punani.

:15:11
[Both guffawing]
:15:13
Andy, it's going down,
partner. We're gonna be...

:15:17
[moaning]
:15:19
This for you, partner,
this for you.

:15:21
Waves of them coming at you
on Friday, Saturday.

:15:24
By Sunday,
your nuts gonna be drained.

:15:27
Hey, Andy, don't let him
bother you. It's okay
not to have sex.

:15:31
Not everybody
is a pussy magnet.

:15:33
What are you? 25?
I'm 40.

:15:37
Holy shit, man.
You've got to get on that.

:15:40
Life isn't about sex.
Life is about children
and passion.

:15:45
Yeah.
:15:46
And spirit.
Yeah, life's about passion.

:15:48
It's not about fucking
and balls and pussy.

:15:51
It's about love.
It's about people.

:15:55
It's about connection.
It's all about connections.

:15:58
It's not about cock
and ass and tits
and butthole pleasures.


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