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So, anyway... anyway,this guy comes home, you see,
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and he finds his wife with his best friend.
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And the husband says"Harry, how could you do this?"
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And the wife, she says "Why should youcomplain? Harry didn't do it to you!"
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- What did I tell you? Isn't he a card?- Class. Real class.
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With his gift of the gabhe could go places.
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Hey, pal, you oughta quitthat punk job of yours.
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- Why don't you join a sales outfit?- It's no use, boys.
:03:08
Every time I'm in town, I ask him to goon the road for our company. Right, pal?
:03:12
Sure, Ed, sure. Listen, fellas, listen.
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Two dames at a bar. One dame says toanother "If I don't get to bed pretty soon,
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I'm goin' home and go to sleep!"
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Would you make it a merry Christmasfor some poor orphan?
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Here you are, lady.
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That oughtn't to be allowedin a place like this.
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- Religion don't belong in a speakeasy.- I know it's Christmas, but...
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Mac, wait a minute. Excuse me,Sister. Excuse me. Excuse me.
:03:38
Don't tell me we're gonna letthese angels of mercy
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go away from hereempty-handed on Christmas Eve.
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This joint is the homeof fine bourbon and fast women,
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and we need plenty of religionto keep 'em both in line. So, come on.
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Get it up, now. Come on. Oh, come on.A little action here. What's the matter?
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