Demon Knight

:02:05

I did it, Jack. I did it.

:02:08

And you know what?
It got me hot.

:02:12

No, I'm not kidding.

:02:14

You should have seen the look
on Carl's face when I buried
that ax in his chest.

:02:20

Ohh! Killing him was almost
better than sex.

:02:25

I said almost, didn't I?

:02:27

Ohhh! We are going
to have so much fun...

:02:31

spending all of his money,
aren't we, baby?

:02:35

Oooh! Just thinking
about it gets me all...

:02:39

hot and squishy.

:02:42

You mean right now?

:02:45

He's in the basement
cooling off.

:03:12

What took you so long?

:03:14

Jesus, Jack, what kind
of cologne...

:03:23

Cut!

:03:25

Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!

:03:27

What the hell are you doing?

:03:30

You call that "hack-ting"?

:03:32

Well, yes,
I do call it acting.

:03:35

Well, let me tell you something.
You're no "Gorey" Cooper.

:03:39

You ain't even
a Robert "Deadford. "

:03:42

Another take like that
and it'll be back
to bit parts for you.

:03:45

And I won't say what bits
I'm talking about.

:03:48

Huh! All right,
everybody. Reset!

:03:51

Reset, guys.

:03:53

Director?

:03:56

Where the hell did
they dig this guy up?

:03:59

I give and I give and I...
Oh!