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National Lampoon Presents Dorm Daze
:01:40 Hey, Pete!
Hey, hold this.
:01:42 I bought some sausage
to go with crackers
:01:45 for Adrienne and me
because we made out last night.
:01:50 Think she likes crackers?
:01:52 I can't right now.
I gotta go. I'm in a hurry.
:01:54 I bought French sausage
:01:55 because I believe Adrienne's family
is of French descent.
:01:58 Interesting. Look, I gotta go.
:02:00 There should be plenty
if you want some later.
:02:02 - Okay. Good luck.
- See you.
:02:03 - You all right? Go!
- Wish me luck!
:02:11 Last final.
Aced it, baby. Aced it!
:02:15 Party time!
:02:16 It all starts now.
:02:18 Hey, I'm trying to study.
:02:20 Booker, you finished
your last final yesterday.
:02:22 I'm getting a head start
on next semester.
:02:24 Wrong kind of head, little brother,
because today, you become a man.
:02:27 No longer--get up--will you
look at yourself and see a little boy.
:02:32 No longer will you cry in the shower
knowing no matter how hard you scrub,
:02:36 you cannot rid yourself
of that most heinous of afflictions.
:02:43 - Virginity!
- I don't cry in the shower.
:02:46 Settle down.
:02:47 This is all a very complicated process,
so pay attention.
:02:50 Chicks won't have sex with a guy unless
the guy's bagged at least four other chicks.
:02:54 Girls are shallow and want
a guy with experience--like me.
:02:58 How am I supposed
to have sex with a girl
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