Swept Away

:02:23

I did not fly all the way
from New York City...

:02:27

...to wherever the fuck we are
to get on that.

:02:31

How many vacations have you enjoyed?
You wanted to try something new.

:02:35

Tell me, how new does that look?
It's got a fucking chimney, Anthony.

:02:40

It's a funnel. Honey, we're here now.
Let's just try and enjoy it.

:02:45

I only agreed to this
if it had a fully-equipped gym.

:02:48

They do.
That I was assured of.

:02:51

- Welcome aboard, professor.
- I'm not actually a professor.

:02:55

That's not what I hear.

:02:59

Thank you very much.

:03:03

- I'm your captain. Call me captain.
- You're a real captain, captain?

:03:13

Madam?

:03:16

I'm not interested in shaking
Blackbeard's hook.

:03:19

Would you show my wife
to her quarters, please?

:03:22

Of course, professor.

:03:24

- What's with the finger snapping?
- Don't get all Italian on me, Peppe.

:03:29

I don't like finger snapping.

:03:32

The clients expect finger snapping
from the captain.

:03:35

Giuseppe will show you to your room.

:03:39

This is your cabin, sir. Madam.

:03:44

- What you can't fit, keep in my room.
- We'll make do. Thanks.

:03:48

That should be all.
My name is Giuseppe. Peppe for short.

:03:52

I am the fisherman,
but if you need anything, I'm your man.

:03:56

Ask him about the gym.

:03:59

- Would you show my wife the gym, please?
- Certainly.