PG
Mid 2001
Very Large Release.
Mixed Reviews
Moderate Acceptance
High Budget.
– Directed by Bobby & Peter Farrelly
– More The Heartbreak Kid Fever Pitch (2005) Stuck On You Shallow Hal Me, Myself & Irene
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Osmosis Jones
Osmosis Jones (2001) is a part animated, part live action film whose title character is Osmosis Jones, an anthropomorphic white blood cell. Unusually for this genre, the live action characters and cartoon characters never meet. The live action characters are people as they appear in the real world, and the animated characters are the cells and germs which live inside a man named Frank, whom the story concerns. A TV spinoff has been created named Ozzy & Drix, which concerns the two characters of the same name.
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Osmosis Jones
:00:05 Traducerea si adaptarea:
MARIUS POP - marioland@email.ro
:00:49 Tata, ai cea mai misto slujba.
:00:54 Ar trebui sa umblu cu o clasa
mai evoluata de animale.
:01:00 Oh, haide.
:01:02 Ai putina clasa.
Avem companii mixte aici.
:01:08 Stii, genetic vorbind,
maimutele ne sunt verisori primari.
:01:13 Copiii unchiului Bob?
Sunt de acord.
:01:17 Nu, vorbesc serios.
Unii oameni de stiinta spun
ca dietele lor sunt mai evoluate.
:01:23 Iarasi e vorba de dieta?
:01:26 Ar trebui sa mananci mai multe fructe
si legume. Asa cum fac maimutele.
:01:30 Draga, maimutele mananca
asa de multe fructe si legume...
:01:36 ...pentru ca nu sunt destul
de destepte sa taie o vaca.
:01:40 Mama ta, binecuvantat sa-i fie sufletul,
nu a crezut in vechile idei...
:01:44 ...despre dadacire si alaptare.
:01:47 Ai fost hranita cu cheeseburgeri de mica.
:01:50 Si esti puternica precum un taur.
Mirosi ca o vaca.
:01:53 Colesterol ridicat,
dar este leac.
:01:57 Angioplastia il rezolva.
Esti minunata, scumpo.
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