PG
Mid 2001
Very Large Release.
Mixed Reviews
Moderate Acceptance
High Budget.
– Directed by Bobby & Peter Farrelly
– More The Heartbreak Kid Fever Pitch (2005) Stuck On You Shallow Hal Me, Myself & Irene
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Osmosis Jones
Osmosis Jones (2001) is a part animated, part live action film whose title character is Osmosis Jones, an anthropomorphic white blood cell. Unusually for this genre, the live action characters and cartoon characters never meet. The live action characters are people as they appear in the real world, and the animated characters are the cells and germs which live inside a man named Frank, whom the story concerns. A TV spinoff has been created named Ozzy & Drix, which concerns the two characters of the same name.
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Osmosis Jones
:00:20 OSMOSIS JONES
:00:49 Tata, ima najbolji posao na svijetu.
:00:54 Ponekad mi se èini da je
bolje biti ivotinja.
:01:00 Ma hajde.
:01:02 Ponaaj se pristojno.
Vidi da nisam sam.
:01:08 Tata, zna li da su genetièki gledano
majmuni nai najblii roðaci.
:01:13 Djeca tetka Boba?
S tim bi se mogao sloiti.
:01:17 Ne, ozbiljno.
:01:19 U stvari neki nauènici smatraju da su po
naèinu ishrane evoluirali vie od nas.
:01:23 O, opet smo poèeli tu prièu?
:01:26 Trebao bi jesti vie voæa i povræa.
Ba kao i majmuni.
:01:30 Duo, majmuni jedu toliko mnogo
voæa i povræa...
:01:36 ...zato to nisu dovoljno pametni da
zakolju kravu.
:01:40 Tvoja majka, blagoslovljena bila,
nije vjerovala u stare naèine...
:01:44 ...odgoja i dojenja.
:01:47 Hranila te je cheeseburgerima dok si bila mala.
:01:50 Tako da si izrasla tolika, jaka kao bik,
smrdi poput krave,...
:01:53 Poraste ti nivo kolesterola,
ali i zato ima lijeka.
:01:57 Uradi angioplastiju i oèiæen si.
Osjeæa se sjajno, duo.
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