:00:21
	Friends, let me introduce myself.
:00:24
	Peltzer's the name.Rand Peltzer.
:00:26
	That's me there on the corner.
:00:29
	I'm an inventor.
:00:30
	And I have a story to tell.
:00:33
	I know.Who hasn 't got a story?
:00:35
	Well, nobody's got a storylike this one.
:00:38
	Nobody.
:00:40
	It all started here in Chinatown.
:00:43
	I was tryingto move a little merchandise...
:00:46
	...maybe find a presentfor my kid.
:00:48
	I tried this one place.
:00:55
	Wait a minute.
:00:57
	What's down here?
:00:58
	This is it.
:01:00
	This is your grandfather's store?
:01:03
	Come on.
:01:06
	No wonder you gotta dragpeople in off the street.
:01:14
	Go ahead, mister.Look around.
:01:16
	See if there's something you like.
:01:37
	Are these things real?
:01:39
	I told you. Everything's real.
:01:44
	You do haveinteresting artifacts here. . .
:01:46
	. . .but there's one thingyou don't have.
:01:48
	And what's that?
:01:50
	Let me show you.I'm an inventor. I made this.
:01:53
	The Bathroom Buddy.The invention of the century.
:01:57
	It eliminates the need to carryheavy luggage when you travel.
prev.

