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It's a story that might bore you,but you don't have to listen,
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because I always knewit was going to be like that.
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[ techno music playing ]
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Woman: And it was, I think,in that last year, or weekend--
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really a Friday in Decemberat Camden--
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and this was years ago,when I was a different person
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and I was so drunk thatI ended up losing my virginity.
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I lost it to some guy who I thoughtwas a Ceramics major,
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but was actuallyeither a NYU film student
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who was just up to Camdenfor the "End of the World,"
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or a townie.
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I actually had my eyeon someone else that night-- Victor.
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I'm telling you,with European girls,
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it's just a numbers game.
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If you stand in any major Europeancity on any fucking corner,
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and consecutively ask every girlthat walks by if she'll fuck you,
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one out of 20 will say "yes."
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Woman: A junior, a Drama major,just back from Europe...
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only a little gay,with flecked blond hair,
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a great bodyand these amazing gray eyes.
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Bam-- 20th one, you're fucking.Right there.
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It's a confirmed statistic,my man.
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Woman: But Victor was fuckingmy roommate, Lara.
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She gave him monobefore he dumped her.
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I'm told that later,after I left Camden,
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she got really drunk and wentwandering through Windham House,
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and did the wholefootball team.
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[ music plays ]
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Man: White girl...
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She's now married to a senatorand has four kids.
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