:00:36
"D"o I have an original thoughtin my head? My bald head?
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Maybe if I were happier,my hair wouldn't be falling out.
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Life is short. I needto mak e the most of it.
:00:46
Today is the first dayof the rest of my life.
:00:50
I'm a walking clich.
:00:52
I really need to go to the doctorand have my leg check ed.
:00:54
There's something wrong.A bump.
:00:56
The dentist called again.I'm way overdue.
:00:58
If I stopped putting things off,I'd be happier.
:01:02
All I do is sit on my fat ass.If my ass wasn't fat, I'd be happier.
:01:05
I wouldn't have to wear these shirtswith the tails out all the time.
:01:08
Lik e that's fooling anyone.
:01:10
Fat ass. I should start jogging again.Five miles a day.
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Really do it this time.Maybe rock climbing.
:01:17
I need to turn my life around.
:01:19
What do I need to do?I need to fall in love.
:01:21
I need to have a girlfriend.
:01:23
I need to read more,improve myself.
:01:25
What if I learned Russianor something?
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Or took up an instrument?I could speak Chinese.
:01:30
I would be the screenwriter whospeaks Chinese. And plays the oboe.
:01:34
That would be cool.I should get my hair cut short.
:01:36
Stop trying to fool everyoneinto thinking I have a full head of hair.
:01:40
How pathetic is that?Just be real. Confident.
:01:43
Isn't that what womenare attracted to?
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Men don't have to be attractive.
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But that's not true,especially these days.
:01:49
Almost as much pressure on menas there is on women these days.
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Why should I be made to feel I haveto apologize for my existence?
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Maybe it's my brain chemistry.
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Maybe that's what's wrong with me.:bad chemistry.
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All my problems and anxiety can bereduced to a chemical imbalance...
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