Julian Po

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My name is Julian Po.

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I'm thirty years old...

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and I'm recording
the story of my life...

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on this tape recorder
for the purpose of...

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recording my life. Heh.

:01:15

No.

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Recording my life
on this tape recorder...

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which I bought two weeks ago
at the Payless for $29.

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Uh, it's got
noise reduction, uh...

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What do I say now?
I have no idea.

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I tried to keep a journal once,
but that didn't work out.

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I'm not a novelist
or anything like that.

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Actually, I'm a bookkeeper.

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It's not worth mentioning.

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I'm Julian Po.

:01:50

This is the story
of my trip to the sea.

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Of all the places
I've never been...

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it's the one
that I love the most.

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No, no, no.
That didn't come out right.

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Who's going
to hear this anyway?

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Probably not even me.

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Well? What the hell
do you want?

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Your, uh... sign said
you had a vacancy.

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It always says that.
It's permanent.

:02:42

So you have no rooms.

:02:44

Whoa.

:02:45

You ain't puttin' words
in my mouth.

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Sign that.

:02:54

That's twenty bucks a night,
in advance.